Full name: Zhou'Jhan of house Jaelra
Nicknames/titles: Johnny/Jhanny, disinherited Prince of House Jaelra (in exile)
Race: Drow/Dark Elf
Age: 127
Height: 4' 11"
Weight: 88 lbs
Occupation: Drummer, Lobster Captain, Drunkard
Class: Monk variant (drunken chaotic monk)/ Shadow Dancer
Alignment: CG
Family: Matron Mother Jaelra (mother), Xu-Jhain Jaelra (Sister), Reetha (dwarven lover)
Quotes: "Treacherous surface dwellers!", "Wat?", "Fuck you, pinky.", "I'm sure it's fine..."
Bio: Raised to adolescence in the upper levels of the Underdark as heir apparent to the outcast, and ostensibly non-matriarchal Drow noble house Jaelra. He was, however, deemed too weak (for reasons he is reluctant to explain) to take up rulership of the house. His title and his family's sword were instead passed on to his younger sister. To add insult to injury he was trained to fight unarmed while his hated sister was being trained to fence, and he was groomed to act as her agent and seneschal while she was groomed for rulership. Following undisclosed events, Zhou'Jhan fled his home to wander the underdark at the tender age of 90. During his vagrancy he took on a mentor, a drunken drow hermit who honed his skills in martial arts according to the Way of the Terrible Pedipalp (it loses something in translation). Zhou'Jahn was captured by a paladin of Elios while attempting to scavenge a camp of drow ambushers which said paladin had recently smote. The human paladin returned to the surface city of Caïssa with his semi-willing companion. After assuring themselves that the Drow captive was perhaps belligerent, but largely free of malice or murderous intent, the newly dubbed "Johnny" was unleashed upon the populous and liquor supplies of the Borderdown slums with a sun and alcohol induced migraine. Johnny now counts himself amongst the faithful of Elios. Before long he came to the attention of a particular elven princess turned punk rocker and landed a gig as drummer for her band The Long-Eared Faggots and member of the annoyingly racially diverse Wyrmhole Company adventuring party. He now considers the treacherous surface dwelling pink (and green) skins as his comrades, surrogate family, and friends (or would if there were a word for such in the Drow dialect) and has unexpectedly wooed the pretty dwarven girl that sells the party it's enchanted arsenal.
Theme songs:
"Got Nuffin" - Spoon
"Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" - Cage the Elephant
"Macarron Chacarron" - El Chombo (that song he wrote)
"Faggot" - Mindless Self Indulgence
Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:58 am by bigbad486
Subject: Zhou'jhan "Johnny" Jaelra